Gays and Lesbians have been fielding the world of Stupid questions for all of time. The fact that this one question “The Question” still arises. If you are Gay or a Lesbian you KNOW what question I am talking about.
Who is the “Man”? Well that wasn’t really the question, the question came out in the following conversation…
Fucktard: “My cousin got married last weekend”
Fucktard: “She was the groom”
Fucktard: “Are you going to be the groom?”
Fucktard: “Her wife wore a beautiful gown, I saw the pictures”
*In my head.. “no wonder you were not invited”
(Confused Lab head cock)
Me: “I don’t intend to anyone’s Groom, if your asking if I will be wearing pants… Yes”
Fuctard: “You know what else is amazing?”
*In my head… “that you have more to say on this topic?”
Fucktard: “She (cousin) is a twin too!”
I am No Man, my future wife is also No Man. If you want to know who changes the lighbulbs or programs the VCR (I know aging myself here) that would be me. But I do it in a push up bra. So there you have it!